Then I read one of them more carefully.
A former student has invited me to be her myspace friend.
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Thoughts passing through my head:
1. This child is in 5th grade and on Myspace?
2. Thankfully, my profile is private and can't be read unless she is my friend
3. Thankfully I changed my profile picture from the one where I was drunkenly swaggering while holding a PBR can (see my blogger profile)
Goodbye, Internet anonymity. Hello, heightened security in what is already a pretty private life.