3/13/05

Sushilene: Sushi, Soup, Karaoke, Punk, & Graphic Organizers

See picture above.

Okay, this one will take some explaining. Last night was Sushilene- A sushi making extravaganza in celebration of Angelene's birthday. We made sushi at their house, did a bunch of karaoke, and ended the night at the Wetlands where we saw the Richard Hedders, a fantastic punk band we know from Corvallis. They could be the stars of a punk mockumentary because they are literally a satire of themselves. Angelene got nice and toasty and flashed her boobies on stage. Twice. Picture omitted.

At some points in the show, the music was loud and it was hard to talk to Patrick, with whom I was seated. So we took to communicating on keno tickets with golf pencils. The first drawing is a flow chart to find Patrick's ass (play along, kiddies!), which morphed into more of a slam on our moms and mathematical references. The second is a mind map of...something...I'm not really sure, but I know it all comes back to Your Mom in the end. And smiles are the beginning of it all.

The last slip of paper is a venn diagram comparing Patrick to me. Notice that the overlap of circles indicates things we have in common, such as a "proclivity to proclaim ones awesomeness" and "we hate water chestnuts" and "lefarious," which I looked up and did not find in the dictionary. So apparently we were making words up. In the outer parts of the circles, it is noted that Patrick has a penis and I have a vagina. He is also oceany and I am rivery, in regards to family houses. He is also 24 and 3/4 whereas I am 24 and 11/12.

That just about sums it up. Happy birthday Angelene, happy keno ramblings to me and Patrick. Happy whiskey to Rachel. Happy siblings to Bruce & Liz. Happy burger to Bunny. Happy Grease Sing-A-Long to Matt, and happy red fleece shirt to John. Happy "got some sleep last night: to Liz, Robin, & Evan. Happy pool sharkness to Sammy. Peace out, my friends.

2 comments:

Infused Confusion said...

Le-far-i-ous: adj. The state of mind that compels individuals to write detailed Venn Diagrams based on the love for one another and flow charts based on the love of ass and Sara's mother.


Just thought I'd help out a little bit :)

Sara said...

Aww, Pattie, thanks for helping. Now go update your blog!

Love you!